This is my to do list via ideas from the website Grouchy Rabbit. I was laughing all night long!
1; Go to Ikea. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens it yell, "FOR NARNIA!"
2; Put sign on door that says "Dumble" :)
3; Make Hogwarts rejection letters & Send them to enemies.
4; Wear a shirt that says "Life" & Hand out lemons.
5; Go into a crowded elevator and say, "I bed your all wondering why I gathered you here." with a straight face.
6; Open a male lingerie store called "Victor's Secret"
7; Follow joggers around in a car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement.
I bet you didn't realize some of these either!lol
1; Cigarettes are a lot like hamsters; harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.
2; In 1000 years, archeologists will find tanning beds and think that we fried people as punishment.
3; The Amish will never read this.
4; Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy bubble wrap.
5; If it weren't for physics and law enforcement, I'd be unstoppable.
6; "The Very Hungry Caterpillar" teaches children that they can beome beautiful by eating everything in sight
TIPS FOR SUCCESS
1; If asked which child is yours while standing by a playground at the park, reply with, "I haven't decided yet..."
2; If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
3; Occasionally think "I know you can read my thoughts," just in case.
4; When trying to finish a boring book, imagine Morgan Freeman reading it to you.
5; Make your dying words, "I hid it in South America."
6; If you stare at something you dropped on the ground, eventually someone will pick it up for you.
7; Open the chamber of secrets.
That's so funny XD I think my bedroom door will have a "Dumble" sign on it now....
ReplyDeleteI did it to my friend door! :) They didn't understand.
ReplyDelete" Occasionally think "I know you can read my thoughts," just in case. "
ReplyDeleteI actually do this... just in case some people out there are really mind readers! LOL
Yes I'm lame.. but better cautious than screwed right? XD
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Haruka
@Haruka; I do it too! haha
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